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pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

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tayloriaa:

I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.

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primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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(via trust)

clotpolesonly:

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

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(via shersocks)

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

(via trust)

fyonedirection:

harry did the thing | dallas

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

(via fake-mermaid)

clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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